Turning Point

Today, folks, I would like to bring in a guest blogger. His name is Cowboy Dreamer and you lefties, progressives and tolerants out there might not appreciate his politics; but let him say his piece (that's "ie" not "ea"):

TURNING POINT by COWBOY DREAMER

The President and his speech writers are saying that due to recent steps forward in Iraq, we've reached a turning-point. This is a new development, people, and we should be proud! Now, there are some hippy peaceniks out there that are going to say, "we've heard this claim of a 'turning point' many times before and 3 turning points in the same direction brings you back to where you started." Well, phooey on those pacifists (or "pussy-fists" as I like to call them), because we haven't had three turning points - it's been more like seven.

Italy has announced that they are taking their troops out of Iraq. Honestly, who really cares about the Coalition of the Unwilling, right? We only asked countries like Italy to help us...out of politeness - kind of like when you're about to bite into a big, juicy sandwich and a friend comes along. Well, of course you're going to offer him a bite or, at the very least, one of your fries. So, if he refuses the offer, we're supposed to stop eating? Fuck that, my food is getting cold!

Britney Spears agrees with me. Well, at least she did when this whole thing started. She too has gone through a turning-point of sorts. Now that she's garnered more respect from America by choosing a superior mate and trading in her wicked money-earning ways to be a dutiful wife & mother, we should remember her words, "Gosh, I think we should support the President in everything he does." It might have had to echo off the walls for three years, but finally, America has heard Britney's words of wisdom and has rushed out to embrace this leader of ours (except for that paltry 71%).

If the liberals would just stop their drug dealings, gay weddings, and flag burnings long enough; they could see the progress were making! I whole heartedly support this President of ours and that's why every time I'm about to hang up the phone, I say, "thank you, Mr. President." Somehow, I believe, he'll hear my message.

ATHEISM IS THE NEW GAY!

Actually, let me clarify:

Atheism is the new Gay...in the Blue States and Purple Cities (a progressive metropolis of a Red State).

In the Red States and especially the South, Atheism isn't even on the table because there, Gay is still the new Nigger.

I hope that clears things up.